Sometimes I Undersell My Ideas For Effect: The New Physics Of Energy

I’m flagging a new theory of energy. A simplified model that explains and predicts how energy works and how investigators ought to think and spend their research dollars. I don’t want to oversell matters. But it reminds me of something. This post I’m flagging is probably the most “fundamental” of posts that will get to the bottom of it all more than any post has in the history of the internet. We have to go back before the internet to see the scope of what I’m going to deliver here.

“Why are we here? What’s life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we’re going to sort it all out,
For, tonight, it’s ‘The Meaning of Life’.”

Hunter Thompson tells us that electricity has two characteristics. Electricity is;

1. Always lazy.

2. Always homesick.

Now what is the meaning of this? What is this all about? The laziness bit, without going into detail, may be put on hold with a little bit of personification. You see nature always finds nearly the most efficient way to channel and distribute energy. Recognise the above for the shorthand and personification that it is. But thats the general deal that we see.

But the “homesickness” of electricity? What is that all about? Well very soon, you are going to be shown what its all about. Because very soon I”m going to unleash the new physics of energy.

Is the earth net positively charged? If so why don’t people talk about it?

LISTEN: The planet earth has a magnetic field. But always electric currents and magnetic fields imply eachother.

Electra Electra. Where-for art thou Electra?

Where is the electric current that accounts for the magnetic field? An electric current is basically electrons or ions moving in a straight line, in terms of how we would view things on a mIcro level. By that I mean I’m not ruling out that their movement could be curved over many kilometres. But to the observer our size, an electric current if fundamnetally straight-line movement.

So in the case of earth where do the electrons enter? And more intriguingly where do they leave? Well this is what we are going to get right for a change:

“So, just why– why are we here,
And just what– what– what– what do we fear?
Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is ‘The Meaning of Life’. C’est le sens de la vie.
This is ‘The Meaning of Life’.”

False colour pictures have shown that birkeland electric currents are going into our sun. We must assume that this is the reason why the corona is hotter that the (so-called) “surface” since the energy to heat, is flowing in-from-the-outside via electricity, not flowing out-from-the=inside, via heat generated from fusion.

We noted earlier that the generalisation that things tend towards maximum disorder had to be discarded. Or we would all be microwave soup by now. But what is the deal with this universe full of electric currents?

What explains why Birkeland electricity would travel all the way across the galaxy and light up our sun like just one more Christmas tree light? Why do not instead, in the fullness of space, electrons and protons meet? And you know, work a lasting relationship out? Leaving all wanton magnetic fields, not the marrying kind ions, and promiscuous plasmas behind?.. for the joys of normal chargeless matter-monogamy?

Well pretty soon all your doubts and questions bar one will all be made clear. Pretty soon, its the new model of energy that will answer these questions.

And this is not just high-brow theory. This is cash on the hoof. And it ought to have predictive power. I’m saying that my theory would predict that you could design an antenna that would draw electricity direct from the atmosphere!!!! It predicts that some of these people who you think are cranks, with various alleged energy sources might be right? And its time for the deep pockets to pony up the cash, if the enthusiast can explain his success from the point of view of my paradigm.

But there is one thing it cannot explain, this new theory of mine. This new theory cannot explain why in a theme song, suddenly pulling up the faders on the snare beat, can be strategically used for humour.

Thats about the only thing, that my new model cannot explain. Sometimes I undersell my ideas for effect.